Cryogenically Frozen Big Soccer Admin Awakens From 12 Year Slumber

INTERNET - Sources indicate that the cryogenically frozen forum administrator for Big Soccer awakened from a 12 year slumber as the cracks in Twitter began to spread like the end of days.

“FINALLY. MY TIME HAS COME,” stated the administrator who immediately looked into the log files and asked about what Kanye West was up to these days. “MY MINIONS WILL TAKE OVER ALL SOCCER DISCUSSION AS WE MOVE FORWARD TOWARD…….. HOLY. SHIT………. QATAR?!.”

People in the know indicated that the administrator began work on correcting the MLS forums as clearly someone had hacked into the databased to add teams as a joke.

“NO ONE CARES ABOUT SOCCER IN THE SOUTH. WE SETTLED THIS BACK BEFORE JOHN O’BRIEN RETIRED. DID YOU KNOW ABOUT JOHN O’BRIEN? BEST USMNT PLAYER EVER. PLAYED FOR AJAX.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the Administrator asks about whether he can still get repped.