USMNT Fan Admits He Only Watched First 5 Minutes Of Game Spending Rest Of World Cup Qualifier On His Phone Arguing About First Five Minutes In Various Facebook Groups, Discord, Reddit, And Twitter

BOSTON - USMNT fan David Thompson admitted that he only watched the first five minutes of the US World Cup Qualifier against Mexico as he spent most of the rest of the world cup qualifier on his phone arguing about a specific play in various Facebook groups, Discord, Reddit and Twitter.

“I’m debating whether it’s worth me going back to actually watch the game,” stated Thompson.

According to sources, Thompson took to his phone after the 5th minute to argue a specific point that he wanted to make to anonymous people on the internet and didn’t look up until the 90th minute when his phone died.

“I just truly believe that if you look at the characteristic of the game that it all changed at the start of the game and that everyone should know that I noticed that,” stated Thompson.

Sources indicate that Thompson posted multiple times per minute after the fifth minute and this all culminated when he screenshot someone on Twitter calling him an idiot and posted that to his discord chat for USMNT, whereupon he entered into a heated argument with someone there about whether he was an idiot and then posted that thread to his friends What’sApp private group.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Thompson claims that you don’t need to watch the game when they are draws