Dallas, TX - Taking his trash out to the corner, overconfident US Soccer fan Travis Anderson yelled, “you’re gonna lose tonight,” to some bewildered American roofers originally from Honduras who were walking shingles up a ladder to the roof of his neighbor’s house.
“We don’t know if he took us as being Mexican or if he actually thinks we are going to lose to Panama,” stated Santos Mejia, foreman. “Honestly, there was a tiny part of me that was impressed that he knew we had a game tonight even as I realized what he was actually doing.”
For his part, Anderson stated, “um, who…. what….. go away,” at his front door to our reporter before posting on his Twitter account @freedominate23745 about Woke Media ambushes.
“I know for a fact that there’s at least 3 Mexicans on his crew,” stated Anderson online. “Because I heard them speaking Spanish.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Anderson dons his Lalas customized Denim kit throwback he bought on Etsy and heads down to the AO watch party.