Fairfax, VA - Muttering, “Now nothing will EVER change,” USMNT fan Tommy Andrews was reportedly devastated after the United States qualified for the World Cup.
“I’m just done, DONE,” stated Andrews to his Twitter account @reformUSSFUSMNT. “I’ve been waging this campaign to bring around the structural changes that will be necessary for the USMNT to compete on a global level and their success has shown that the team, the sport and this federation will never succeed.”
Sources indicate that Andrews has long been complaining about the structure of the US Soccer Federation, the youth men’s team, Major League Soccer’s influence on the national team and the senior men’s playing style as he turned criticism of organizational and playing structures into his entire persona for the last 7 years.
“I truly thought that missing the World Cup would create the possibility of bringing around some kind of change,” stated Andrews. “I truly thought that the devastation we felt would spur our federation to do something different, but here we are in the next World Cup and it is just infuriating.”
Between routinely roasting the lineup choices, coming up with mocking nicknames for Gregg Berhalter and finding unknown United States prospects playing in the second division of Slovenia that are clearly better than an MLS player on the roster, Andrews indicated that all his attempts to improve the federation by speaking out to his 452 followers has failed.
“I’m just moving on. Soccer will never make it here,” stated Andrews.
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Andrews pivots from his USMNT hot takes to his podcast about affordable crypto currency.