Surrey, BC - Stoner and soccer fan Phillipa Gauthier stated that she really wasn’t concerned which pot Canada was into as she indicated, “oh man, you know… it’s all good.”
Nobody messes with Canadian Geese.
Defying the immediate concern of many of her counterparts involved in Canadian Men’s Soccer on Twitter, Gauthier stated that everything was, “totally great,” because as she indicated, “like, we qualified… you know… it’s like been a while since that was like the thing that we… um… oh shit… I totally spaced. What are we talking about? You want Timmy’s?”
Indicated a preference for a hybrid Indica, Gauthier waxed rhapsodic about the benefits of a nice Sativa pot before she pivoted to whether pot 4 had the easiest teams to beat.
“If we come out of this playing Iran, then I think that’s a sign for a little tincture with a heavy dose of CBD. If we end up playing Argentina, then I suggest high THC and just go for that gaucho ride.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this when we finish talking about whether our fingers are gonna fing or not.