Rochester, NY - Playing in rain, snow, and wind, Flower City Union representatives reportedly went into the stands to ask if any fans there have hidden flares they could light for some warmth.

“Look, we don’t care how they got here, but if you guys could light them now, that would be great,” stated one team representative.

Sources indicate that even the smoke grenades aren’t doing enough as they only provide a temporary respite from the all encompassing drizzling, snowing gloom that hangs over the field in Rochester.

“Some people think I lit this smoke bomb off for the team, but I can’t actually feel my fingers so I didn’t even know it was lit until I looked up and saw the wind carrying it off,” stated one anonymous fan.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as our on-site reporter goes into a freezer to warm up and report.