LOS ANGELES - With the international break stopping his club from distracting him with their on the field play, LAFC fan Paul Stewart stated that he finally had time to focus on Supporters Group drama.

“Normally I can push all that crap aside to focus on the field,” stated Stewart to The Nutmeg News. “However, with the team not playing I can really figure out why I dislike certain members of 3252 and why I think that they are terrible at every level.”

Stewart indicated that all this free time is really a gift to finally figure out what it is that pisses him off about the recent banners, the people who made them, the people associated with them, and those responsible for every single one of the songs, chants and moves in the stands that he loathes.

“I’m going to finally have time to jump to conclusions,” stated Stewart. “I’m definitely going to call out some people without proof and develop some really intricate grudges that will detail specifically my dislike of anyone associated with the people I dislike leading to a complete dissatisfaction with the supporters group that will culminate in my changing my season tickets in 2 years or less.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Stewart logs onto twitter and types “THREAD - 1/32” before launching into a multi-post takedown.