WASHINGTON - The international watchdog overseeing keeper on keeper aggression (IWOKOK) claimed that the lack of oversight during the re-escalation of the Goalie Wars would lend itself to atrocities and endless war as the current armed conflict entered a simmering détente.

“The so-called victory of Alec Smir will only lead to a national arms race,” stated IWOKOK member Rachael Stewart. “Without oversite and the placement of international watchdogs local to the Goalie Wars we could be headed towards a secret conflagration that is only viewed by the elites as some kind of sick sport.”

Sources indicate that battle lines were drawn and state sponsored combatants engaged, recently, as the goalie wars once again took place in the Middle West.

“We had 21 years of peace,” stated Stewart to The Nutmeg News. “This is a development that the world cannot simply sustain. We must have peace, and we must have accord.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the FBI reports they found codes to the nuclear goalkeeping arsenal at Mar-a-Lago.