INTERNET - United States Men’s National Team (USMNT) fans took time out of their busy schedules photoshopping memes about Gregg Berhalter being a monster to find a way to criticize Michael Bradley one last time for retiring.
“It shows his lack of skill and ambition,” stated @USMNTPatriotBombTruth “He was never a big time player and who knows why all of these coaches kept picking him all these years.”
Sources say that the loudmouth part of the USMNT fandom that hates nearly every single player were thrilled to find a final reason to criticize Bradley as he headed for the exit on his career.
“Much like his play for the USMNT, he was disappointing in retirement,” stated one anonymous troll. “If we brought up Josh Gatt in 2010 and played him more often then he would be retiring from Juventus right now.”
For their part, reasonable fans of the team acknowledged his retirement by stating, “huh, wow,” as unhinged commentators decided to go back and relitigate the entirety of the 2011 Gold Cup as they exclaimed, “Finally we won’t have to watch Bradley and Jermaine Jones play in the midfield again.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as intrepid commentators decide to go after Bob Bradley for the sake of nostalgia.