Ft Lauderdale, FL - Major League Soccer (MLS) team Inter Miami added two dates in Saudi Arabia against Al-Hilal SFC and Al Nassr FC as they finalized the Inaugural Jamal Kashoggi pre-season tournament for 2024.

“We thought that the best way to celebrate the life of a prominent critic of the government of Saudi Arabia who was killed by the government of Saudi Arabia was to hold a pre-season tour in Saudi Arabia. The fact that this game is for a large, large, very large, like enormous sum of money really has nothing to do with it,” stated one Miami representative.

Sources say that Inter Miami has instructed their internal coms and employees to lock down their online profiles and say absolutely nothing about the Crown Prince, the government, or any of the members of any royal family before and after the trip ends as they indicated that, “look, shit happens and they are likely gonna get away with it so don’t make us have to have a memorial soccer tournament for you in a few years, too.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Inter Miami schedule a friendly with CSKA Moscow in a USO aid tour package to help finance the future purchase of Mbappé.