NEW YORK - Players from Major League Soccer’s (MLS) New York City FC (NYCFC) reportedly gathered outside the office building of the NYC Office of Technology & Innovation center to demand that IT Employee Josh Hutchens explain why he was surfing Instagram looking at fitness model accounts on his phone instead of updating a Jira ticket regarding the request for a VPN authenticator reset from Karen Hughes of Queens.

“This is some bullshit,” stated backup goalkeeper Roger Sands. “She’s been waiting on this all morning and you are sitting there looking at social media. I expect better, from you. We….. WE demand better from you.”

Sources say that the meeting was tense as the players demanded better from Hutchens in the future and Hutchens defended his non-work at work as, “None of your business.”

“I just don’t understand why they think they have a voice,” stated Hutchens to The Nutmeg News. “They aren’t in our scrums. They aren’t in our standups. They don’t know the pressure we are under at the datacenter.”

Sources say that, however, the NYCFC players were adamant regarding a better performance from Hutchens. “Our taxes pay your salary,” stated one anonymous player wearing a balaclava and sitting astride a police barricade “I don’t pay up every season in order for you to figure out a way to take a 15 minute bathroom break right before you go to lunch. Get out there and get stuck in.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Hutchens opens up the Jira ticket then opens up a virtual machine then opens a browser window to fix the issue and then, instead, opens up Reddit to complain about his job.