UNITED STATES - The collected supporters of every soccer team in the United States exhaled as LAFC lost in the CONCACAF Champions League Final.

Sources with fan groups from every team in every league in the United States stated that they were extremely relieved to avoid having to deal with the absolutely over the top coverage that would inevitably happen from the league if LAFC won.

“The coverage was going to be endless…. ENDLESS,” stated Columbus Crew supporter Alan Williams.

“It was bad enough when Seattle won the CCL, but this would be covered by the league on a level akin to the moon landing,” stated New York Red Bull fan Sean Lewis.

“I just want to say that I am very satisfied to be Leon fan for the last 90 minutes,” stated Salt Lake fan Harold Langum.

“Today was a good day,” stated Galaxy fan Paul Pedrosia.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this MLS for Leon fades into recent memory.