INTERNET - In expected news, new Inter Miami player Lionel Messi was appointed the captain of the 2023 MLS All Star Team.
Despite having not played a single game in the league, sources say that Messi was honored to receive the adulation as he stated, “It’s always been my dream to be an MLS All Star. Finally I can say that I have achieved everything in my career.”
League sources say that this was determined back when David Beckham originally was allocated the right to form Inter Miami as one of the clauses was, “Lionel Messi is an all star.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this after our executives finish running around the news room cackling with glee.