Omaha, NE - USWNT superfan Jasmine Williams stated that she was intensely worried that the women’s team is regressing to USMNT results as she stated, “I didn’t start watching them because they were going to extremely satisfied pulling off scoreless draws against Portugal.”
Sources say that Williams grew up during the era of the supremacy of the United States women and she has grown increasingly concerned that the team hasn’t won with a massive scoreline yet in this World Cup.”
“I remember when the USWNT beat Nigeria 7-1 in 1999 and they basically stopped playing,” stated Williams. “I remember when the US beat Japan 5-2 in the FINAL in 2015. And now they look like they are excited to get a scoreless draw? I didn’t start watching this team because they put 9 players behind the ball and would be thrilled to tell the story about not getting a handball call against Germany. What in the name of Clint Mathis is going on here?”
Sources say that Williams has decided to blame the coaching staff before any other possibility as she stated, “No one can touch us,” despite not actually watching any other international games for the past 4 years. “I expect that we will continue to be the best at the world, not have the world catch up to us,” stated Williams on her Twitter feed.
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Williams transitions from blaming the coaches to blaming the Gen Z players.