Tukwila, WA - Promotion/Relegation advocate Charles Stewart was, reportedly, the only fan in attendance at the USL-2 Final not celebrating as Ballard FC won the championship on a last gasp goal as he stated, “This is just absolutely awful without promotion relegation,” to a overjoyed fan jumping up and down to his left.

Sources indicate that Stewart attended the game out of spite as he attempted to see why anyone would go see, “an inferior product that has no central part of hope contained within it and just needs to be completely scrapped, rebuilt and started over,” as he constantly muttered against the league structure while at the game to the people just trying to enjoy themselves.

“No one cares because there is no reason to invest in this team,” stated Stewart to a fan holding a flare and yelling out loud. “Without a vertical pyramid that rewards success to the next level, why should any fan come out to watch this inferior product.”

Sources say that Stewart begrudgingly bought one beer which he disdainfully called, “overwrought and too hoppy,” before watching the game unfold while picking apart every single nuance as being, “symptomatic of the toadying nature of the soccer fan towards their federation which perversely maintains the corporate structure that prevents TRUE competition from flourishing.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Stewart goes home to bemoan the game to his 432 followers that he curated by being constantly miserable about all things domestic soccer.