Foxborough, MA - The New England Revolution, today, announced the hiring of former Spanish Football Executive Luis Rubiales to their coaching staff.

“We are excited to welcome Luis to the Revolution family,” stated interim sporting director Curt Onalfo.

Sources indicate that the Revolution decided to look outside their own organization in order to show their fans that they are not just hiring abusers from within.

“It’s important for us to look on the international stage and we think fans will be excited by this hire,” stated Revolution President Brian Bilello. “We feel that Luis has the pedigree and name recognition that Revolution fans crave. We feel that he ticks all the boxes for the post Bruce Arena era and we are happy that he will be here to bring us to the top of the league.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the Revolution leak stadium renderings to the press for an area of land they are planning on not purchasing in an effort to distract the fans.