Internet - Soccer fan Pete Anderson stated that he plans to give his team another week of preseason training before giving up on the regular season completely.

“Things aren’t looking good,” stated Anderson to The Nutmeg News. “I know that we haven’t played a single game yet and that the players have only started to report to strength and conditioning….. but I think you can see that we are likely screwed.”

Anderson cited the lack of transfers made by his team, the poor investments over the past few years and, most importantly, a general feeling that everyone is going to suck.

“I don’t know what it is, but I think we are in contention for the wooden spoon this year,” stated Anderson. “There’s just no hope with this team. I know we haven’t played a game yet, but I think it’s obvious that we don’t have a midfield, a defense or a reliable offense. The only place where we are any good is at keeper and even there its probably because our defense was so bad the previous year that our keeper amassed some amazing statistics despite letting in so many goals.”

For his part, Anderson stated that he is trying to be optimistic about being pessimistic as he stated, “Well, who knows maybe this year is the year I’ll spend some more time fixing up the house instead of attending games.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Anderson spends more time yelling on the internet.