Bruce Arena Announces New Book Titled "If I Did It" That Doesn't Really Define What The IT In The Title Actually Is

San Jose, CA - New Earthquakes head coach Bruce Arena announced the release of a new book that he wrote during his VOLUNTARY sabbatical from coaching titled, “If I Did It,” that doesn’t really define what the IT in the title of the book actually is.

“The book is more of a look at what it would be like if I actually did whatever IT is that had me remov…er… resigned….er… mutually departed my last position,” stated Arena to The Nutmeg News.

An early look at the book has Arena defending a theoretical self against a multitude of charges without defining exactly what IT is that he did.

“In this book I explore everything that I COULD have done, without actually talking about what it is that I did,” stated Arena. “It shows that even if I did whatever IT is, that IT isn’t that big of a deal because no one really knows what IT is.”

The Nutmeg News will have less on this as Arena refuses to answer any additional questions.