Donald Trump Appoints Anthony Precourt As National Soccer Business Executive

WASHINGTON - President Donald Trump announced the appointment of Anthony Precourt as the national soccer business executive as he filled out his cabinet appointments ahead of his upcoming term.

“Anthony is a fine business executive, and I expect him to surpass all the business metrics,” stated President Trump to The Nutmeg News.

Sources within the upcoming Republican government indicated that they expect Precourt to launch sweeping legislative change upon getting sworn into his position.

“Precourt indicated that his first and most important task will be to loosen all ties both political and social that prevent teams from being able to move cities,” stated one anonymous source. “He will also increase ticket prices, beer prices and add additional penalties against fans who bring negative banners to games.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Precourt lauds the upcoming administration as being, “an excellent opportunity to make money.”