Moscow, ID - Timbers fan Preston Smith admitted that visiting his family in Moscow for Thanksgiving allowed him to have a fresh chance to hear about the city in which he lives and works as being a, “crime ridden burnt down antifa hellhole.”

Sources say that Smith was sharing an album on his phone that showed his recent weekend hiking and visiting a downtown brewery with his cousin when he overheard the conversation start anew of the seemingly endless lawless anarchy.

“There is literally nothing I can do to convince them that the place that I work, live and drive every single day of my life isn’t smoking in ruins,” stated Smith to The Nutmeg News. “I showed them shots from my recent trip to the farmers market and my Aunt Janice asked if I, ‘was keeping safe,’ before she wiped a tear from her eyes.”

According to family insiders, Smith’s location is apparently being spoken of as, “the only sane place in Portland,” by his father after a recent visit left him confused by the lack of smoking ruins. However, this recent visit did nothing to dissuade the stories as Smith’s father continued to state, “you wouldn’t catch me dead there.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as it continues to happen.