TORONTO - Toronto Football Club (TFC) fan Edward James stated that he committed to watching Giovinco highlights from 2017 instead of watching TFC games from 2024 as he stated, “they are going to be shit.”

Indicating that he wanted to start the interview by stating, “Manning out,” James stated, “All the joy has gone from my life,” as he repeatedly watched the highlight videos from 2015 to prepare for the highlight videos from 2017.

Sources say that James stolidly watched the entire 2023 season before questioning why anyone would do that twice and realizing that the team is going to be virtually the same in 2024.

“I’m just done. Not permanently, but I’m going to take 30 minutes each Saturday and Sunday to watch Giovinco curl in some free-kicks and call it good instead of getting angry at terrible defensive mistakes and a total lack of cohesiveness,” stated James.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as James also claims that he’s only rewatching the 2017 championship game instead of whatever teams make MLS cup this season.