San Jose, CA - Earthquakes fan Salvador Hernandez stated that he was pretty certain his extreme treatment worked as he stared directly at the eclipse without glasses of any kind so that he would have the excuse to not watch the rest of the season.

“It’s nice to finally have an excuse to not be able to watch the team,” stated Hernandez to The Nutmeg News. “Before I was blinded by the Sun’s powerful rays I couldn’t stop myself from watching this shit show every week, but now I have an actual excuse. I NO LONGER CAN SEE!”

Doctors say that Hernandez sight will return with care and treatment, however, Hernandez stated, “Well, we will see about that,” as he ripped off his bandages and tried to stare back up again.

“Mr Hernandez hasn’t suffered any long term damage and we expect him to be in tip top shape to watch the Earthquakes in time for the Summer.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as friends catch Hernandez raging at the radio broadcast instead.