Omaha, Nebraska - USMNT super fan Josh Williams stated that he was using the ongoing Euros in order to prepare for his World Cup effort of overrating a team and then ranting about them online when they don’t perform well.

“With the lack of World Cup Qualification, I’ll need to get in shape ahead of time,” stated Williamson to The Nutmeg News. “I’m using England, right now, as a proxy for the United States so I’ve built them up in my mind to be a much better team than they actually are so that I can be incredibly disappointed about them when they lose.”

Sources say that Williams started the day on Facebook, Discord, LinkedIN, Instagram, Threads, Bluesky, Reddit and Twitter by hashtagging SOUTHGATEOUT and BERHALTEROUT.

“This is really the fault of the coaching staff and FA,” stated Williams as he prepares for the upcoming World Cup. “The players are better than they’ve ever been and less prepared.”

Friends state that Williams persona of being a know it all pedantic chronically online asshole is his one available quality as he ranted online about the selection process for the team.

“He’s really just getting warmed up now,” stated good friend Aiden Robertson. “I expect him to send me a whatsapp thread of his twitter feed and responses to his threads thread on the nuances of using wingback play at tournaments any day now.”

For his part, Williams stated that he, “doesn’t pretend to know all the answers,” however he followed this up with a thread online as he stated, “the FA and the USSF are really the problem for enabling terrible managers who don’t even know how to run a rondo during training.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Williams claims, “the US would be Denmark handily if they would just hire Klopp.”