American Outlaws To Hold Hearings On Influence Of Communist Atheists And DEI Advocates Within The USMNT Fanbase

NEBRASKA - In advance of the 2026 World Cup, the American Outlaws (the United States Men’s Supporters Group) announced that they would be holding hearings on the influence of Communist Atheists and DEI advocates within the USMNT fanbase.

“We cannot be a Red White And Blue menace unless we purge the Red Menace within,” stated Outlaws secretary Andrew Williams McCarthy. “As President Trump has indicated…. today we are engaged in a final, all-out battle between communistic atheism and Christianity. The modern champions of communism have selected this as the time. And, ladies and gentlemen, the chips are down—they are truly down."

Sources indicate that the incoming Trump Government warned the American Outlaws that their ticket allocation would be restricted if they did not purge any current Communists, Socialists and DEI advocates from their ranks.

“This is being way overblown,” stated one insider. “Realistically the Trump Administration just wants us to stop being political. We are here to support the United States, not the United States of Diversity Equity and Inclusion.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this when the hearings start.

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