WASHINGTON - After announcing that the Gulf of Mexico would be renamed the Gulf of America, President Trump stated that Club América would be renamed Club Mexico.
“Not AMERICAN, this club,” Tweeted President Trump to the gathered press. “BIG liars. They lie. This is a Mexican club. Americans won’t pay for Mexican clubs to be American clubs anymore.”
Sources say that President Trump demanded the name change after being told that he should be offended.
“This is our name, not their name. AMERICAN FOR AMERICANS,” stated President Trump. “There’s no Americans with Club América. Club Mexico, huge losers”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as President Trump demands the re-instatement of Sepp Blatter