Supporters' Group Celebrates Trailblazing Fan Who Brought Black Friend To Game For Juneteenth

Des Moines, IA - Supporters Group “The Justice Brigade” honored James Lipscott for bringing a black friend to their recent game on Juneteenth as they celebrated having a diverse supporters group.

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“James really went out on a limb for us and we want to show our appreciation by making him the Fan Of The Month,” stated SG director Frank Williams.

The day was not without tension, as things reportedly were “on edge” when James asked if any other Black fans were at the game, but things cooled down when an SG member pointed out they had a Black player.

Most supporters members forgot the friends name 4 minutes after he arrived, but they remarked that the black friend was very nice and well spoken as they categorically stated that he must have had a good time.

Sources indicated that after a few minutes most supporters went back to reminiscing about 2005, and James reportedly was told “you haven’t put in the work” when he asked what it takes to be a capo, but the SG marked a monumental moment in finally having a Black fan.

“It should be clear to all now that we are an accepting and open supporters group, We have increased our diversity by 10000% now, and it’s because of our welcoming atmosphere,” stated Williams.

The Nutmeg News will have more as the supporters group forgets this ever happened

Area Man Doesn’t Remember Revs Logo But Misses It Already

Secaucus, NJ - Vinny Marino, a plumber from the Secaucus area, stated that he doesn’t really fully remember the New England Revolution logo but that he misses it already.

RIP to the original logo.

“Hey,” stated Marino. “That change is a real bummer. I don’t remember exactly what it looks like but just like my grandpa… you can’t bring it back when its gone no matter how hard you try.”

When asked about his 10 years of comments saying that the logo “looked like a 5 year old drew it” he responded that that was “before it was historic.”

"In fact," stated Mr. Marino. "You could say it was the general... you know... shittiness of the whole thing that made it great. It’s a great shitty. It's like a shitty coal being put into a shitty oyster and turning into a shitty emerald that everyone appreciates, shittly."

When asked what he wanted the logo to look like he only said, “not that.”

And when asked whether he would accept any change to the logo he stated, “Let’s just go changing up our constitution then, right? That’s what’s next? Right? You gonna miss me with that one.”

The Nutmeg News will have more as Marino fondly remembers whatever other team gets rebranded and shakes his head slowly.

Man Kicked Out Of Supporters Group For Not Being Toxic

Orlando, FL - Orlando City SC fan Paxton Hughes was reportedly kicked out of the Orlando City Ultras group for not being toxic enough for the groups online presence as he refused to tweet anything but positive statements after the recent 2-1 loss to Red Bull New York.

“I always KNEW he didn’t care enough to become extremely bitter, jaded, and emotionally devastated while using those feelings to lash out at everyone around him after games,” stated supporters group capo Joe “Code Red” Williams. “We were expecting him to threaten someone with getting beat up the next time we play, or say he hoped that their best player gets injured but this nerd just said good game.”

Friends claim that Hughes has always been an easy going friend who just enjoys getting together with his friends and watching the sports teams he likes play. However, Williams said that this wasn’t good enough for his crew.

“We built this supporters group off passion and repurposed imagery from the ultras-tifo Balkan sub-forum. I want to see people WEEPING after a loss. None of this happy-go-lucky nice shit. If you want to be nice move to Winnepeg and go play curling. This is futbol. This is passion! It’s clear he has no passion, and we can’t have that in this SG.”

Paxton was quoted as saying, “I understand their decision,” which enraged the Orlando City Ultras even further.

The Nutmeg News will have more as the Orlando City Ultras are planning on boycotting social media after Paxton said he still loves the Supporters culture of Orlando