NEW YORK - New York City FC fan Raul Narvaez admitted, on Wednesday, that he was maintaining his alcohol drinking at current gameday levels as he poured his fourth beer of the day at 6:00 pm.

“These shot burst repeats are gonna really get me into shape. It’s like HIIT for my liver.”

“You never know when the season is going to be back on and I don’t want to lose my current tolerance,” stated Narvaez to The Nutmeg News.

According to Narvaez, he went through an extensive training regime of drinking to get ready for the season and doesn’t want to let it slip away.

“I was doing 4x8oz repeats followed by 4x16oz repeats and closing out with 2x2oz closers,” stated Narvaez. “You can’t just let all that hard work go away because we are waiting for the season to come back.”

Friends state that they think that Raul is just coping with the anxiety of the stay at home situation by expanding his drinking more, but Mr. Narvaez says that’s not entirely true.

“It just feels like I don’t have anything better to do so I should really just ensure that I’m working on what I need for the upcoming season. At this point there’s no difference between Thursday, Saturday and Gameday in 4 months. Time is a construct so drink some Jack Daniels.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Narvaez gets drunk and puts a game replay on in his living room with the lights turned off so he can accurately yell at the screen.