An attempt to put Major League Soccer (MLS) and the players within on notice went awry, today, as new Inter Miami player Brek Shea’s attempt to channel basketball great Michael Jordan went tragically wrong by sending an “I’m Back” fax to the Multiple Listing Service (MLS) instead.

We’ve been asking ourselves this for so many years now.

“I thought I had the right number still,” stated Shea to The Nutmeg News. “You take one year off from the league and everything changes.”

Sources indicate that Shea was very surprised when he got a return fax asking to which MLS number he was referring.

“I didn’t know who Brek Shea was,” said Mary Morgan, a real estate agent in North Dakota, “but I do have some ranch properties on the market and I’d love to do a showing for him.”

According to Dick Reynolds, of Big Reynolds Real Estate, he has a number of cozy investment bungalows to show Shea.

“There’s a lot of great properties in the Pahrump area. GREAT properties. Minutes from Death Valley. Very desirable for long term rentals.”

For his part, Shea stated that he wasn’t interested in a long term purchase yet until he figures out whether he can afford to buy in Fort Lauderdale or Weston.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Orlando real estate agents prepare for the new Open House Is Back Tournament coinciding with MLS Is Back brought to you by BodyArmorPaninis. Panini’s WITH POWER for your open house or your rondos. Kickoff at 8:00 am EST