With the specter of racism finally defeated, online soccer activists turned back to trying to institute promotion/relegation within the multiple divisions of American soccer.
“Now that Biden is President,” stated soccer Twitter promotion/relegation activist Steve Stephens. “Black people and people of color can unite with us to defeat the true enemy of the United States, a closed system that doesn’t allow soccer teams to advance based upon merit.”
Advocates of Promotion/Relegation reportedly decorated their porches and stoops with the American flag to signify a new beginning as they refocused their online efforts to disrupting what they consider to be an egregious system.
“This issue has been dividing us, even though one side is clearly the most right since the beginning of time. It’s on all of us to fix this and begin healing,” stated Soccer twitter expert @PRORELUSAFORUSAUSA. “People talk about racism all the time, but no one mentions the BONDAGE of incorporated soccer teams to a closed system. If we want true liberation for people of color and for the people of America, we need promotion and relegation. We need people to speak up and not stay silent about important issues anymore. It’s time for all those so-called anarchists and anti-facists to step up and denounce the TRUE facists in their midst….. LEAGUE OWNER/OPERATORS.”
According to a straw poll of millionaires exhibited by computer simulations on Football Manager, instituting promotion and relegation would net everyone many moneys if done immediately by Presidential decree.
However, those against the system state, “Um, what? That’s not how it works at all,” as they complained against all the freedom that activists are fighting towards.
“Life will only matter when the bondage of a USL team stuck in the USL will finally be released,” stated Paul Wetherby, online. “We must go up, not down, and build not destroy and make this a system that will allow Tulsa to lose another team not to lack of a first division chance, but rather to the endless speculation and horrifying overspending that a first division will entail.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as everyone realizes that Biden is keeping the commissioners in check because the number 14 equals 5 if you add them together and that indicates how many years before there’s a revolution.