Ebullient Alexi Lalas Acclaims The Experience Of Ordering A Migrant's Passport And Wages To Be Taken During Qatar World Cup Press Junket

Qatar - Fox Sports talking head Alexi Lalas was reportedly over the moon during a recent Qatar World Cup press junket as the television personality was able to experience the thrill of ordering a migrant's passport and wages to be taken in order to keep them in indentured servitude

“If you want to experience the rich cultural history of the leaders of Qatar you have to really get in with their customs,” stated Lalas as he ordered another migrant worker without travelling rights to sleep in a corrugated steel shack without air conditioning in the desert. “This is the best way to experience the world cup.”

Sources indicate that Lalas stated, “freedom is never free,” as he ordered a welder to have their pay docked for heatstroke.

“It’s important we observer the rich cultural traditions of the leaders of this land,” stated Lalas through an interpreter. “Such as denying LGBTQ people their right to exist.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Lalas posts a picture update to his twitter account of him notifying the family of a Nepalese migrant worker of the death of their father with the headline, “what are we upset about today, tweeps!”