Jupiter, FL - A confused Tom Brady reportedly called his lawyer to express disbelief as it was revealed that Robert Kraft signed him to a one day contract to retire as a New England Revolution player.

Sources indicate that Brady was reportedly so angry he refused to kiss his child on the mouth before tucking them in for the night.

"What in the Sam Hill is going on here," stated an exasperated Brady as he opened a Kraft gift box that contained a 20% off coupon to Patriot Place shops, when open, and a Revolution scarf.

"Tom joins our long list of illustrious Revolution legends from Alexi Lalas to Raul Diaz Arce," stated one Revolution spokesperson. "We are excited to retire his number and hang it in the rafters next to Tyler Yellman and Gino Cappelletti."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Justin Rennicks is signed as New England Patriots quarterback.