Minneapolis, MN - Posting a picture of a Heath bar with the caption, “HEATH IN, to your mouth! Everyone knows this is great,” Minnesota United fan Chris Pouncy was expelled from Loon’s Farm, the Minnesota United Supporters Group dedicated to Minnesota United and wine coolers.
HEATH IN, TO YOUR MOUTH.
“It was determined that Chris was intentionally trolling our manifesto that requested the removal of Adrian Heath immediately and an apology to all fans for the disastrous start of this season,” stated Loon’s Farm president Jeffrey Bartles.
Sources close to Mr. Pouncy indicate that he was merely enjoying a snack as he stated, “WHO DOESNT LOVE TOFFEE? HONESTLY,” after receiving the notification that he was no longer a dues paying member.
“This fight about Adrian Heath is tearing us apart and it’s incredibly stupid,” stated Mr. Pouncy on his Facebook page which was immediately brigaded with comments comparing his words to the start of the team this season, the finish of the team last season, and the current situation in Ukraine.
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Pouncy posts an apology to, “all the haters who can’t enjoy delicious Heath bars and Emanuel Reynoso,” on his Twitter account with great effect.