Tulsa, Oklahoma - FC Tulsa, today, filed a grievance over being included in the “Texas Region” of the US Open Cup Draw as they repeatedly stated, “OKLAHOMA IS NOT TEXAS.”

Sources indicate that the club stated that, “Texas Sucks and Kansas Blows and that’s why Oklahoma is so windy,” as part of their petition to be included in literally any region than the Texas region.

“This is an outrage,” stated one anonymous FC Tulsa employee. “We have almost NOTHING in common with Texas except for our geographical, political, social similarities and our shared tolerance of Whataburger. If we are included in this geographical region we demand that the region be named by the winner of the Red River Rivalry, in which case this region would absolutely be called the Oklahoma Region.”

For their part, the Texas teams collectively stated that the Oklahoma response was, “A symptom of Oklahoma wanting to be a part of Texas, like usual.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as FC Dallas accuses FC Tulsa of spreading “leftist Oklahoma values,” by virtue of the Braums down the street from the stadium.