NEW YORK - The Empire State Building, a historic inanimate New York skyscraper, reportedly took time to thank Gotham FC for giving the building a chance to celebrate with the 2023 NWSL Championship team as it was unable to travel to San Diego to see the team win.

“Thank you for this chance to celebrate with the team,” stated the Building as it came to life in what can only be described as a Holiday Miracle in order to reach out to the Gotham Front Office. “It would’ve felt a bit hollow to not have a chance to join in the celebrations and I really appreciate all the players taking time to take pictures and show the trophy.”

Sources say that the Building really appreciated the commitment of the Gotham team to celebrate with it since it was around since the team started.

“I just can’t believe that I finally have an NWSL championship to celebrate,” stated the Empire State Building. “I’m just glad that it feels like I am a part of the process and not just an afterthought on like all those people down there that look down on every day.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as 30 Rockefeller Plaza requests a chance to celebrate as well.