Omaha, NE - QSMNT fan Robert Hays inadvertently posted an insane conspiracy rant about the US Soccer Federation (USSF), Gregg Berhalter, and — as Hays called them — the, “east coast elite,” to his milquetoast Instagram page shocking family and long time friends as he claimed to ladle out the truth about the situation.

“Rob and I go way back and I always would see occasional pictures of him playing with the boys or going to a baseball or soccer game,” stated occasional hang out friend Demitri Williams. “I had no idea he was um…. this ….. um… fucking weird, man. Wow.”

Sources say that distant friends thought it was a joke as they posted HA HA responses to the story only to get a response from Hays himself saying, “OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES OR YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM YOU MLS SYCOPHANTS.”

Hays himself stated that he was caught off guard by all this as he claimed that he usually tries to keep his Instagram pictures of visiting the Zoo on a weekend and moody pictures of storm clouds separate from his wholesale campaign to accuse the USSF of orchestrating the downfall of the professional game of soccer in the United States by appointing Gregg Berhalter, implementing draconian rules to prevent youth transfers abroad, and probably, “some kind of youth blood drinking pedophile shit.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Hays states, “fuck it, they need to know,” and doubles down on his toxic posting.