Denver, CO - Due to the extreme and persistent rain during the 4th of July game, the Colorado Rapids announced that they were forced to reschedule the first home win of the 2023 season for September 16th against the New England Revolution.

“The rainout pushed our first home win of 2023 to another date,” stated the Rapids press release. “Any home fans looking for a win at Dick's Sporting Goods Park are welcome to join us in September as we celebrate our first victory since 2022 during the month of September 2023.”

Disappointed fans were informed that their tickets to the cancelled fireworks and first home win of the 2023 season game would be honored for another day where they will play out a moribund 45 minute draw.

“Yeah, I’m definitely going to go see two of the worst teams in the league again,” stated one anonymous fan.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the Rapids continue to find new ways to lose at home.