Dallas, TX - Speaking about the USWNT loss, your dad proclaimed, “Good, I’m glad the US lost,” as he muttered horrible comments about Megan Rapinoe to your sister who, for some reason, decided to avoid coming out to your parents, again, for the 4th (and final) college trip home.

After waking up, having his coffee, and looking at his phone your dad proceeded to stretch and say, “What a bunch of whiny liberal babies,” before sitting down to endlessly scroll Fox News and google, “progress of Hunter Biden case.”

Sources say that your mom just stared off into the back yard and tried to remember the last time your dad said anything about their relationship before switching off emotionally to play level 954,321 of Candy Crush.

“Go Woke, Go Broke,” muttered your dad as he texts you unbidden memes from across the room that contained rants about transgender people, the Barbie movie, and for some unknown reason Hagar the Horrible.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as your dad wonders aloud why everyone has plans this Thanksgiving.