INTERNET - In light of the recent one and done retirement games of Julie Ertz and Megan Rapinoe, commentator Carli Lloyd announced an additional United States Women’s National Team (USWNT) retirement tour.

“I felt like the youth of the future hasn’t learned the full lessons they need to learn from me going forward for the team to be successful without me,” stated Lloyd to her Twitter account.

Sources indicate that Lloyd came up with the idea of an additional retirement tour after seeing the response to the retirement of Rapinoe and Ertz as she thought that she hadn’t quite nailed her retirement tour the last few times.

“As everyone knows I am a perfectionist and I feel like we could do better,” stated Lloyd to a collected group of friends and public relations managers. “We could really make a larger effort at my retirement and it could be a more grandiose event. This could span several continents and several games until we finally reach the ultimate retirement party in a few years, the Women’s World Cup Final.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Lloyd prescribes wind sprints for everyone following a press-release typo.