QATAR - Hansi Flick, head coach of the German National team, suddenly announced that Germany would immediately be boycotting the rest of the 2022 World Cup in light of the human rights condition and for, “NO OTHER REASON.”

Flick seen here smiling before the tournament.

"Uh... We totally meant to do that because this whole time we've been boycotting this inhumane World Cup. We are happy to no longer be participating in it, completely by choice by the way,” stated Flick to The Nutmeg News.

Fans were reportedly perplexed as the team appeared to be on their way out of tournament regardless of the proposed boycott.

“I believe that they actually were eliminated from the tournament” stated Deiter Hass, of Berlin.

However, for his part, Flick stated that the team was absolutely 100% boycotting the round of 16, in a very visible way.

“This is the least we can do. We will now stand with our hands over our mouths permanently by not being at the tournament anymore,” stated Flick.

Nutmeg News will have more as the DFB pays $10000 in airline change fees for an "earlier than expected flight"